“Like an aging sitcom that keeps getting moved to a worse and worse time slot, Dennis Rodman’s celebrity is near cancellation.”
— from No Rebound: Can Dennis Rodman Survive Retirement? by Stephen Rodrick
PSA: Banana Bunkers are a thing. And the description copy for them is just a total “that’s what she said.”
Ripe bananas can rest easy as they nestle within these protective Banana Bunkers. A hard plastic design protects the soft fruit from getting bruised or crushed in backpacks or purses, and a collapsible midsection expands and contracts to accommodate larger or smaller specimens . The BPA-free case is also dishwasher safe to prevent new bananas from tasting like old bananas.
“A very merry Christmas, and a happy New Year. Let’s hope it’s a good one, without any fear.”
These lyrics are particularly heartbreaking in light of what happened today. Thank you to Mavis Staples, Jeff Tweedy, Sean Lennon and the Harlem Gospel Choir for this beautiful rendition of the John Lennon and Yoko Ono classic “Happy Xmas (War is Over).”
- Fiona Apple, in a letter to fans following her announcement that she will be postponing the next leg of her tour to be with her ailing dog
Who do you think I am, Facebook?
In addition to the sweet tunes, Carolyn added some sweet treats, sweet shades, sweet nailpolish and sweet crafty alphabet letters — I consumed all with great haste. This was her first round, and she crushed it.
Without further adieu, the mix:
PUMP UP THE JAM by Carolyn
1. Audio Push - Throw it Back
2. Lil Jon - Outta Your Mind
3. Big Boi - Shutterbug
4. Too Short - Blow the Whistle
5. Fat Joe feat. Lil Wayne - Make it Rain
6. Jay-Z - Niggas in Paris
7. 2 Chainz - Yuck
8. Kanye West feat. Drake, Lil Wayne and Eminem - Forever (Woody remix)
9. Beyonce - Girls
10. Lil Jon feat. Catra and Mulher File - Machuka
11. Wynter Gordon - Dirty Talk
12. Khia vs. Carly Rae Jepson - All You Ladies Call Me Maybe Like This
13. Nicki Minaj - Whip It
14. Avicii feat. Amanda Wilson - Seek Levels
15. Rihanna - We Found Love (Chuckie remix)
16. Clyde Carson feat. The Team - Slow Down
17. Juicy J feat. Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz - Bandz a Make Her Dance
18. Drake feat. The Weeknd - Crew Love
19. Will I Am - This Love
I love snarky workplace notes.