April 2008
9 posts
There is nothing in life that I want to achieve more than writing for The Onion. Also, college, where have you gone?
Just when I thought I couldn’t love the nerdy homosexual, former Doogie Howser, M.D., scene-stealing star of “Harold and Kumar…” any more, Neil Patrick Harris is voted into the Illustrious Magic Castle. Whatever that means.
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This.
Is.
Disgusting.
But I suppose that’s sort of the thing with fetishes.
Indianapolis, IN is the American city where people are having the most sex. So says Men’s Health anyway. I work in Indy and live about an hour away, meaning I feel proud of this achievement in the same way that people feel proud when their second cousin twice removed graduates in the top ten percent of his high school class.