I know this may be hard to understand. It’s not like your lives today,...– Jawbreaker
Me on tumblr.
yebrensaye: When I see something really sad. When I see something really funny. When I get anon hate. When I see some fucked up shit. When I see some really hot person. When I see a post that I agree with. When I see a smart post. When I see porn. When I see a picture of puppies. When someone posts a song I like When someone cute/hot follows me. When there’s a tumblr error. Might...
This year I’m sending 1,900 hand-signed Christmas cards. It is a great...– John Waters, on Christmas cards
awesome-everyday asked: Based on your real world theory, how old do you think I am? (Here's hoping you don't actually know, and you're unbiased) Most people guess incorrectly about my age.
Is it fatist to ask fat people to play Santa Claus at your office party? Yes!...– John Waters, on Christmas
You're like 'The Real World’
About a month ago, my friends and I ran into a girl that we have all always assumed is at least 5 to 8 years older than we are. After learning that she was actually three years younger than we are, my friend exclaimed, “You’re like The Real World!” Let me explain. No matter what age I am, the people on “The Real World” always seem older, and I suspect this will continue until I am...
Do they even have espresso in Kansas?– My mother. And yes, we have Starbucks. And Panera. And other local cafes. (via theskyisbetter) ——————————————————- Glad to have you back!
A Christmas Playlist
airigrace-deactivated20121029 asked: I love that you love "The Head and The Heart." I'm going to see their concert this Saturday...so stoked.