June 2011
10 posts
“What Nietzsche should’ve said is ‘Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you watch a lot of Cartoon Network and drink mid-priced chardonnay at 11 in the morning.’”
—Conan O’Brien in his Dartmouth commencement address. Worth the 24 minutes to watch the whole thing.
Holy cow, I was looking for the Jurassic Jaws song and found your old post. It had to be almost 20 years ago but the song is almost EXACTLY like I remember it. Google pops up a bunch of suggestions for it so there must be other people out there searching for it. Did you ever find a copy of the whole thing?
Tom, blamer@gmail.com
Sadly, the “Jaws of the Jurassic” still elude me. I just can’t bring myself to drop $16.95 on this novelty song. But every now and then, I get a hankering and go back here and listen to the preview, and that’s good enough.
You can also go here, apparently, and download the song for $0.99, but it will actually cost you $5 because you have to put at least that much on your child’s KidTune account as allowance. Yeah…I’ve done a lot of research on this.
Best Lunch Break Ever
- Friend: Do you think it's OK to leave my Wii in the car?
- Me: If it's not in direct sunlight, it should be OK. If you had games or something, I'd say probably not.
- Friend: Well, it came with games.
- Me: Wait, did you just go buy a Wii for lunch?
- Friend: Don't judge me.
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