MillerCoors agreed to stop selling Sparks, a caffeinated alcohol drink, as part of an agreement Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan announced Thursday.
As if impending unemployment weren’t bad enough.
The 2000s: Officially Over. ⇢
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kimchee reblogged this from unicornfandancing and added:
There will be glitter juice, just not sure how glittery it will be w/o the caffeine....
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vitalinds reblogged this from unicornfandancing and added:
How come I have never heard of this? It sounds tasty and now I will never get any? Although this would probably kill me...
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activitybook reblogged this from spotless and added:
oh my gosh. where can i buy sparks in bulk?
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thisshouldbeit reblogged this from kellyreeves and added:
I never drank it but I know people who did.
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sciencevsromance reblogged this from maura and added:
maura, in response to the announcement that...Madigan. Time to start stockpiling. Fill up...
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dontsprainyourvagina reblogged this from kellyreeves and added:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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sarahcjohnson reblogged this from raptoravatar and added:
Sales of Sparks will be highest south of downtown because of the collective hipster logic that Vons Hollywood will be...
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spotless reblogged this from clntsrnsn and added:
what the hell is ang going to drink then??
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justkatrin reblogged this from bessikins
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bessikins reblogged this from xoxob and added:
Sparx is derishus the way that ass is derishus, not at all. If I need an energy pick me up I’d prefer vodka and...
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xoxob reblogged this from bessikins and added:
Bess is insane. Sparks is dericious.
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johncdutcher reblogged this from stalk and added:
saw this coming, i heard another company was gonna make a similar product though. and theres also Drank( the...
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ladynasty reblogged this from maura and added:
NO I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS
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sector19 reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
By “most reblogged” I think you mean “most devisive”. Unlike Obama v McCain, I feel like there’s really no middle ground...
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lobsterfest reblogged this from bthny and added:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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muhhself reblogged this from jennifur85 and added:
This is a dark, dark day…
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americaneyes reblogged this from maura and added:
not soon enough, i feel! not because...the kiddies, but because it’s fucking disgusting....
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theitis reblogged this from maura and added:
As if impending unemployment weren’t bad enough.
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abbyroad reblogged this from unicornfandancing
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stalk reblogged this from unicornfandancing
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unicornfandancing reblogged this from jennifur85 and added:
NO MORE GLITTER JUICE? WHAT THE FUCK WORLD?
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jennifur85 reblogged this from maura and added:
I feel like I just read my own obituary.
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whatevs liked this
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thelonglistofthingsthatsuck reblogged this from interweber
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bg5000 reblogged this from maura and added:
me has died today.
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interweber reblogged this from kellyreeves and added:
MillerCoors agreed to stop selling Sparks,...caffeinated alcohol drink, as part of an...
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kellyreeves reblogged this from maura and added:
RIP Sparks. You fueled many...fun night a few years ago.
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raptoravatar reblogged this from maura and added:
Fuck this noise. First Barry betrays us by choosing the antigay douchebag...invocation,...
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kiamatthews reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
Erik! We have to buy up all the Sparks in the Washington Metro Area and I am not effing kidding. Look, MillerCoors,...
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year36 reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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shorterexcerpts reblogged this from maura and added:
shut down the non-fratty sections...Athens, GA I’m pretty sure…
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whatthehale reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
Sarcasm noted, I really like Sparks … and its sugar/energy drink induced high! Double dang. ***EDIT: Sorry THEmattsmith...
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themattsmith reblogged this from maura and added:
get in early on what is sure to be the most reblogged story
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abbyjean reblogged this from maura and added:
alternative title: “Hipsterpocalypse!!!”
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